See how crazy the month of November has made me? I’m telling you how to read AND using adverbs in my title.

I broke 30K on my NaNoWriMo mess. Hooray, but no. Last week or so, some kind of massive evil took over my body in form of a cough, headache and congestion that involved me hacking up things that could rightfully have a place in a bad movie on the Syfy channel. Attack of the green globs!

I’m not going to make it to 50K, the sad reality has dawned upon me. I would have to write nearly 3K per day. See, now that I do the calculations the insipid inspirational, messages those people keep sending me makes me think – MAYBE I CAN DO IT. Maybe I can stop sleeping, cut out one meal a day. I’ve gained a few pounds, this could be a win-win.

But, see the problem with my situation? Right now I should be working on my 3K for today and I’m watching Gilmore Girls.

I hate November. That is all.